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Secret Mommy-hood Confession Saturday

I am sad that the holidays are over.

I know. You’re souls are so full to the brim with jolliness that you might just spontaneously combust into eggnog, sugar cookies, tinsel, and Bing Crosby crooning “White Christmas” if you hear one more reference to the holidays.

But I can’t help it y’all.

I think I’m kinda depressed that I can’t eat all of this…

while thinking “Hey, it’s the holidays. Holiday calories don’t count!”

I hope someone doesn't photoshop a penis in my hand...

Cause now, they totally count.

Just like when my husband says “Wanna get some?”

and I say “But we’ve already hit our sexy times goal for the month.”

and he responds “But it’s the holidays. Holiday sex doesn’t count.”

I can now say “The holidays are over. They so count!”


Now I feel better.


A big HUGE GIANT THANK YOU goes out to Devon from Who I Am and Nancy from A Rural Journal for helping make this blog badge code possible. They’re my bloggy loves and you should check out their awesome blogs!!


  1. Holiday sex? Not sharing that one with the hubby. Nope.

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Nancy, Shhh…it’ll be our secret

  2. Love the Badge, i have added it to my button collection.
    and yes lets hope no one photoshops your picture, but now that the
    idea is out there it might look slightly funny 😉 lol

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Me ‘N my Monkeys, Yay! Thanks for adding me. I know, some smart aleck is going to totally photoshop something in there.

  3. one of my bloggy friends sent me some penis cookies for
    christmas. 🙂 I so should photoshop that into your picture. I kid,
    I kid.

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Donna, HAHAHAH! Penis and Christmas? Didn’t know that those 2 went together. Did you eat them or did you get kinda weirded out?

  4. liz liz

    I love how you use the excuse(s) of what does and doesn’t
    count to your advantage.

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @liz, I totally do. It’s all about me in 2011. Kidding…kind of…ok not really.

  5. You make me laugh which is why I keep coming back for more
    on your blog site! I won’t even ask what your sexy goal each month
    is … I’ll get jealous!

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Karyn Climans, It’s not that impressive Karyn…believe me 😉

  6. Those holiday cookies do totally count now. Unfortunately.
    It’s so cold, I could go for a warm cookie or two.

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Kelly, Shhhh…Kelly, don’t say that too loudly. My thighs have no idea 😉

  7. Hee, you’re so funny. That’s the great thing about the
    holidays. Bring on the After Eights! I can eat this whole

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Nicole, Mmmm…After Eights are the bomb! Love those!

  8. Ugh. I normally don’t eat refined sugar. Like at all. But somehow this Christmas I kept making “exceptions”. And eating all the holiday treats. And now I’m still craving, even though I’m not eating. No fair! I want more!

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Ally, Are you ill? Kidding. Me love sugar. A. LOT. I’d probably be a lot skinnier if I stopped eating so much sugary junk. But I love it too much!

  9. Holiday sex… that’s funny right there. You may or may not have to add one or two to your sexy time goal for the month after the post you did about him! LOL

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Carri, Know what’s funny? That was the one post he did read. Go figure. He got me back yesterday by throwing a snowball directly into my face. True story.

  10. Kelly @ City Mom Kelly @ City Mom

    I hear ya! I started my weight loss plan 2 weeks before
    Christmas! I figured if I could make it through that I could make
    it through anything! Yes I was depressed come food time but I tell
    you, looking back with the knowledge I’ve lost 8lbs, I’m so over
    it! 🙂

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Kelly @ City Mom, 8 pounds?!!! Go you!!! I’m going to start after I get the last round of cortisone injections (In February) so I have a month to indulge

  11. I am so totally happy that my hubs doesn’t know about the
    holiday sex rule. And I’m happy that I’m pretending the food rule
    doesn’t exist. I mean, there’s another holiday coming up, right??
    MLK Day? Valentine’s????

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Jenn, I’m thinking that Labour Day is a good time to start 😉

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Megan (Best of Fates), Good to know since I ate a row of oreos and 3 handfuls of jelly belly jelly beans. Shhh…don’t tell my thighs. They made a resolution to lose weight this year.

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Katie, Holidays plus booze = good times in the hay 😉

  12. I’ve been assured that both the sex and the cookies don’t
    count until February. Got to start the new year off right!

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Deanna T., OooOOOooo…love that thinking

  13. I am so glad the holidays are over! I was happy it was over
    the day after Christmas.

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Heather, I’m kinda glad too…but I do love me some holiday food 😉

  14. Look at you go with the badge and the meme! Love it! You
    going to BlogHer 2011? I know, I’m somewhat obsessed with this, but
    I really want to meet all my new bloggy besties!…ok, I’ve
    honestly never used the word “bestie” before, so don’t roll your
    eyes. I thought it would make me sound cool.

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Sandra, I would totally love to go to BlogHer but A. I am not cool enough and B. I don’t have a sponsor thus no money…us nurses don’t make that much you know 😉
      Pft…we don’t need a hoity toyty shindig to hang out and be all cool and bestie 😉

  15. mommakiss mommakiss

    Good thing I know how to use photoshop.

  16. My husband has been sad about each and every thing that
    means the Christmas season is over. Today it was my announcement
    that the ham is gone. He doesn’t even like ham! For me it’s a
    relief. I must really be a grinch.

  17. Considering the insides of my thighs have now met and are
    touching … I’m glad the holidays are over with too!

  18. Okay, I just have to say…. “I hope someone doesn’t
    photoshop a penis in my hand…” sounds like a dare. It’s a good
    thing your husband doesn’t read your blog regularly. Because he
    sounds like someone who might take you up on that dare. Especially
    if it meant he might get some action. 🙂 And is this a new meme?
    What a great idea, and how fun!

  19. Yeah but you know what’s coming? Valentine’s day. So bring
    on the goods.

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