*Read to the tune of Oh Christmas Tree
Oh Tebow Tree. Oh Tebow Tree.
You’re the first thing Shawn did see.
On Christmas morn,
When he awoke,
Shawn saw his pecs
… And began to choke.
Oh Tebow tree. Oh Tebow tree,
You make Shawn unhappy.
Your wings are long,
Your perfect hair.
Shawn said
“Who the fuck put him up there?!”
Oh Tebow tree oh Tebow tree,
You make Shawn so angry.
He paced the room,
Scratched his head
With an eye twitch and a smirk
He said…
“Oh Jenn and John. Oh Jenn and John.
You jackasses it’s game on.”
*Special thanks goes out to our dear friends John and Jenn for creating this tree topper masterpiece. And for the record, Shawn really really really really hates Tebow….I had to sneak it on the tree at 3 in the morning.
They also created this picture for the Lions first play-off game against the Saints.
What can we say, Shawn is a pretty easy target.
Hahahaha! I love it!!
(poor Shawn)
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Kimberly Reply:
January 13th, 2012 at 9:40 am
@Mirjam, Poor me! I have to watch football until it’s done. And because his team lost I have to watch him pout for the remainder of the season.
Pllus he gave me a fart pie last night so this was well deserved
xox
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At first I felt bad for Shawn, but then I realized he’s ready to take on Tebow.
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Kimberly Reply:
January 13th, 2012 at 9:39 am
@liz, No. Don’t feel bad for him. He gave me a fart pie last night…so this was completely warrented and deserved
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HAHAHAHAHA this is AWESOME!
also?
such a shame this nice looking man is a virgin….
do you really think that’s true?
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Kimberly Reply:
January 13th, 2012 at 9:39 am
@Lindsay, He is a virgin?
He is good looking. Won’t lie about that.
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This is hilarious. My husband would freak. Some day we can go double date at a Lions game
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Kimberly Reply:
January 13th, 2012 at 9:38 am
@Jessica, I keep forgetting that you’re in Michigan. My husband would love that. He’s only been to one game since they’ve been at Ford feild and that’s when their season was 0-16!!
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I am dying. Both over the song and the overall concept behind it. It’s soooo funny!
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Kimberly Reply:
January 13th, 2012 at 9:38 am
@angela, Oh I love to make fun of my love. He’s too easy.
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—haaaa,
)
I looooove Tebow.
It’s about time there’s a cool, respectful, good lookin’, virginal, prayerful, moral dude for our kids to look up to.
Xxx Kiss from MN. for Kimberly. ANd a hug for Shawn.
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Kimberly Reply:
January 13th, 2012 at 9:37 am
@My Inner Chick, I won’t lie, he is scrumptious to look at. But he’s practically a swear word in our house.
Smooch from Canada
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Hilarious! Even though I have no idea who Tebow is, I can still appreciate the humour.
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Kimberly Reply:
January 13th, 2012 at 9:37 am
@Karyn Climans, He’s a quarterback that does this kneel/pray thing to Jesus every time he makes a play. They dubbed it “Tebowing”
My husband can’t stand him.
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your friends are hilarious….and poor Shawn.
But thanks for the GIGGLE you gave me 
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Kimberly Reply:
January 13th, 2012 at 9:36 am
@Kir, He gave me a “fart pie” last night so the tree topper is warrented. LOL
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That song is brilliant – as is the tree topper!
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Kimberly Reply:
January 13th, 2012 at 9:35 am
@Megan – Best of Fates, He needs a mustache don’t you think?
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AHAHAHAHAHA! I love it! Genius!!
Introducing the World’s Smallest Warrior Cat
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Kimberly Reply:
January 13th, 2012 at 9:32 am
@Stacy Uncorked, It was terrible but oh so funny. I’m going to use him as an elf on a shelf for this christmas
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LOL!!! Love it!
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Kimberly Reply:
January 13th, 2012 at 9:31 am
@imperfectmomma, He’s going to be our elf on a shelf this christmas…hahha
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Hahahahaha!!! Fabulous!
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Kimberly Reply:
January 13th, 2012 at 9:31 am
@Alison@Mama Wants This, I’m going to use him as an “elf on the shelf” for Christmas this year…muwhahah
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This is so funny. George is a massive Florida State fan, so Tebow has been his nemesis since he was in college. This would make him nauseous.
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Kimberly Reply:
January 13th, 2012 at 9:31 am
@Jen Has A Pen, HAHAHA…want me to make him one?
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Snicker!
I love to mess with my honey.
It’s the best part of love
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Kimberly Reply:
January 13th, 2012 at 9:30 am
@Leighann, It sure is.
And the laughing till you pee your pants part.
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This is the perfect end of season Christmas post. You definitely need to pack that tree topper up with your other decorations.
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Kimberly Reply:
January 13th, 2012 at 9:29 am
@Miss Marina Star, Oh don’t you worry. It’s going to be our elf on a shelf next christmas…muwahahah
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Oh my gosh, that is funny! Never too my Christmas posts when they are funny like that!
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Kimberly Reply:
January 13th, 2012 at 9:28 am
@Christina, I wanted to post it sooner but…well…laziness does get in the way
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We’ve loved Tebow around our house for many years — as Florida fans. But that is hysterical.
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Kimberly Reply:
January 13th, 2012 at 9:28 am
@Jamie, Uh ohhhh….my husband has a “strong” dislike for the Tebow. It’s almost unhealthy
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Oh my that’s freaking hilarious!!! That tree topper is fantastic. And those lyrics? Brilliant. I totally sang the song as I read, which added to the fun too!
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Kimberly Reply:
January 13th, 2012 at 9:26 am
@Eve, Was it in your head all day? Because that would also have been pretty awesome
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bwahahahahahahaha! I need to remember this. As a Steelers fan who watched Tebow destroy his beloved team, this would have been such awesome revenge.
Pssss. As a Saints fan I ADORE that last picture.
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Kimberly Reply:
January 13th, 2012 at 9:25 am
@The Drama Mama, It was a touchy weekend…my husband still can’t believe that he pulled it off. I told him that Jesus doesn’t work on Sundays so it must have been all Tebow Talent…LOL
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I have no idea who Tebow is but I love a good prank on an unsuspecting husband. Well done!
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Kimberly Reply:
January 13th, 2012 at 9:24 am
@Kristin, i didn’t either. I only knew who he was because my husband constantly talks about how much he hates him. He’s a Lion’s fan.
Shhh…don’t tell him but I hate football
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That is too funny!!!
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Okay, I’ve been seeing this name Tebow so much lately that I may have to break down and Google it because all I really know is that he’s some dude who plays football. And I? Am completely oblivious to the world of football.
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Kimberly Reply:
January 13th, 2012 at 9:23 am
@Diane, It’s ok. I don’t watch football at all. I only knew who he was because Shawn ripped on him all the time and his friends wanted to razz him about it. Of course I had to play along!
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That is seriously funny! Pictures and words. We’re not Tebow fans in our house – especially after the Steelers game on Sunday!
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Kimberly Reply:
January 13th, 2012 at 9:20 am
@Katie E, My husband is a die hard Lions fan. Like whoa. He even stuck it out with them when their season was 0-16…poor guy.
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Hahahahahaaaa!!!!
You win Christmas trees. I love it!
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Kimberly Reply:
January 13th, 2012 at 9:18 am
@Angie, YAY!!! What do I win? A Tebow jersey to give to my husband…cause that would be so awesome!
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Haha, that’s hilarious!
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Kimberly Reply:
January 13th, 2012 at 9:17 am
@greta, He’s an easy target
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YOu get the prize for best Christmas post after the fact. Seriously so funny!
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Kimberly Reply:
January 13th, 2012 at 9:14 am
@angie, Yes! What do I win? Tickets to see Tebow?! My husband would so love that.
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omfg. that?
I. Die.
Freaking hysterical!!!
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Kimberly Reply:
January 13th, 2012 at 9:14 am
@Cheryl @ Mommypants, I’m going to use Tebow this year for Christmas as an elf on the shelf…muwhahaha
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Snort. That is hilarious. And I love the picture of you both. Love it.
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Kimberly Reply:
January 13th, 2012 at 9:13 am
@Andrea, We are still married after that. The Tebow is a touchy subject in this house.
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Hi-larious! Totally awesome.
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Kimberly Reply:
January 13th, 2012 at 9:13 am
@Ally, I love him enough to torture his heart strings…
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This is awesome! And so something I would do to my husband!
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Kimberly Reply:
January 13th, 2012 at 9:12 am
@Kimberly, Next year, I am going to use Tebow as “Elf on a shelf”…hee hee
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This is totally funny, oh these husbands and the players they love or hate. Aren’t they easy prey for our teasing? I l.o.v.e. to do it with mine too, he totally goes for one soccer team in the UK.
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Kimberly Reply:
January 13th, 2012 at 9:12 am
@Karin @Mommy’s Paradise, I won’t lie…It makes me giggle when we take on his beloved sports teams. He is very passionate about them!
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I love that you guys go after his hot buttons!
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Kimberly Reply:
January 13th, 2012 at 9:11 am
@Liz @ A Nut in a Nutshell, He is too easy. Too. Easy.
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That is hilarious. What’s even better is that you snuck it on the tree at 3am.
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Kimberly Reply:
January 13th, 2012 at 9:11 am
@Jessica, I even have video…
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.. and he’ll never know your making fun of him now since he doesn’t read your blog… ha. I remember that post! Hilarious.
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Kimberly Reply:
January 13th, 2012 at 9:11 am
@stephanie, Oh no…he made an exception. I actually posted part of this little diddy on my personal facebook page and he was the one who said “You need to blog this”…so I had his permission
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You CRACK me up!!!! So so funny!
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Kimberly Reply:
January 13th, 2012 at 9:10 am
@Leanne (fromchaoscomeshappiness), We are a ridiculous bunch. Perhaps it’s in the Canadian air?
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That is too funny!
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Who’s Tim Tebow? Haha! J/K
Sharing.
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Kimberly Reply:
January 13th, 2012 at 9:10 am
@Nancy, Oh he is like a swear word in this house
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He’d KILL ME!
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My husband, on the other hand, is in love with Tebow. Every week I get the Tebow Report, given by Mark, complete with a mooney, far-off look of adoration. I may need that tree topper…
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Haha! That’s hilarious.
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