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Ode To The Christmas Tree…Just In Case You’re Not Sick Of Christmas Posts

*Read to the tune of Oh Christmas Tree

Oh Tebow Tree. Oh Tebow Tree.

You’re the first thing Shawn did see.

On Christmas morn,

When he awoke,

Shawn saw his pecs

… And began to choke.

Oh Tebow tree. Oh Tebow tree,

You make Shawn unhappy.

Your wings are long,

Your perfect hair.

Shawn said

“Who the fuck put him up there?!”

Oh Tebow tree oh Tebow tree,

You make Shawn so angry.

He paced the room,

Scratched his head

With an eye twitch and a smirk

He said…

“Oh Jenn and John. Oh Jenn and John.

You jackasses it’s game on.”

*Special thanks goes out to our dear friends John and Jenn for creating this tree topper masterpiece. And for the record, Shawn really really really really hates Tebow….I had to sneak it on the tree at 3 in the morning.

They also created this picture for the Lions first play-off game against the Saints.

What can we say, Shawn is a pretty easy target.


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  1. Hahahaha! I love it!!
    (poor Shawn)

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Mirjam, Poor me! I have to watch football until it’s done. And because his team lost I have to watch him pout for the remainder of the season.
      Pllus he gave me a fart pie last night so this was well deserved πŸ˜‰

  2. liz liz

    At first I felt bad for Shawn, but then I realized he’s ready to take on Tebow. πŸ™‚

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @liz, No. Don’t feel bad for him. He gave me a fart pie last night…so this was completely warrented and deserved πŸ˜‰

    such a shame this nice looking man is a virgin….

    do you really think that’s true?

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Lindsay, He is a virgin?
      He is good looking. Won’t lie about that.

  4. This is hilarious. My husband would freak. Some day we can go double date at a Lions game :).

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Jessica, I keep forgetting that you’re in Michigan. My husband would love that. He’s only been to one game since they’ve been at Ford feild and that’s when their season was 0-16!!

  5. I am dying. Both over the song and the overall concept behind it. It’s soooo funny!

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @angela, Oh I love to make fun of my love. He’s too easy.

  6. —haaaa,
    I looooove Tebow.
    It’s about time there’s a cool, respectful, good lookin’, virginal, prayerful, moral dude for our kids to look up to. :))

    Xxx Kiss from MN. for Kimberly. ANd a hug for Shawn.

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @My Inner Chick, I won’t lie, he is scrumptious to look at. But he’s practically a swear word in our house.
      Smooch from Canada

  7. Hilarious! Even though I have no idea who Tebow is, I can still appreciate the humour.

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Karyn Climans, He’s a quarterback that does this kneel/pray thing to Jesus every time he makes a play. They dubbed it “Tebowing”
      My husband can’t stand him.

  8. Kir Kir

    your friends are hilarious….and poor Shawn. πŸ™‚ But thanks for the GIGGLE you gave me πŸ˜‰

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Kir, He gave me a “fart pie” last night so the tree topper is warrented. LOL

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Stacy Uncorked, It was terrible but oh so funny. I’m going to use him as an elf on a shelf for this christmas

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @imperfectmomma, He’s going to be our elf on a shelf this christmas…hahha

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Alison@Mama Wants This, I’m going to use him as an “elf on the shelf” for Christmas this year…muwhahah

  9. This is so funny. George is a massive Florida State fan, so Tebow has been his nemesis since he was in college. This would make him nauseous.

  10. Leighann Leighann

    I love to mess with my honey.
    It’s the best part of love

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Leighann, It sure is.
      And the laughing till you pee your pants part.

  11. This is the perfect end of season Christmas post. You definitely need to pack that tree topper up with your other decorations.

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Miss Marina Star, Oh don’t you worry. It’s going to be our elf on a shelf next christmas…muwahahah

  12. Oh my gosh, that is funny! Never too my Christmas posts when they are funny like that!

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Christina, I wanted to post it sooner but…well…laziness does get in the way πŸ˜‰

  13. We’ve loved Tebow around our house for many years — as Florida fans. But that is hysterical.

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Jamie, Uh ohhhh….my husband has a “strong” dislike for the Tebow. It’s almost unhealthy πŸ˜‰

  14. Eve Eve

    Oh my that’s freaking hilarious!!! That tree topper is fantastic. And those lyrics? Brilliant. I totally sang the song as I read, which added to the fun too!

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Eve, Was it in your head all day? Because that would also have been pretty awesome πŸ˜‰

  15. bwahahahahahahaha! I need to remember this. As a Steelers fan who watched Tebow destroy his beloved team, this would have been such awesome revenge.

    Pssss. As a Saints fan I ADORE that last picture.

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @The Drama Mama, It was a touchy weekend…my husband still can’t believe that he pulled it off. I told him that Jesus doesn’t work on Sundays so it must have been all Tebow Talent…LOL

  16. I have no idea who Tebow is but I love a good prank on an unsuspecting husband. Well done!

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Kristin, i didn’t either. I only knew who he was because my husband constantly talks about how much he hates him. He’s a Lion’s fan.
      Shhh…don’t tell him but I hate football

  17. Okay, I’ve been seeing this name Tebow so much lately that I may have to break down and Google it because all I really know is that he’s some dude who plays football. And I? Am completely oblivious to the world of football.

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Diane, It’s ok. I don’t watch football at all. I only knew who he was because Shawn ripped on him all the time and his friends wanted to razz him about it. Of course I had to play along!

  18. That is seriously funny! Pictures and words. We’re not Tebow fans in our house – especially after the Steelers game on Sunday!

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Katie E, My husband is a die hard Lions fan. Like whoa. He even stuck it out with them when their season was 0-16…poor guy.

  19. Hahahahahaaaa!!!!

    You win Christmas trees. I love it!

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Angie, YAY!!! What do I win? A Tebow jersey to give to my husband…cause that would be so awesome!

  20. Haha, that’s hilarious!

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @greta, He’s an easy target πŸ˜‰

  21. YOu get the prize for best Christmas post after the fact. Seriously so funny!

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @angie, Yes! What do I win? Tickets to see Tebow?! My husband would so love that.

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Cheryl @ Mommypants, I’m going to use Tebow this year for Christmas as an elf on the shelf…muwhahaha

  22. Snort. That is hilarious. And I love the picture of you both. Love it.

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Andrea, We are still married after that. The Tebow is a touchy subject in this house.

  23. Hi-larious! Totally awesome.

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Ally, I love him enough to torture his heart strings…

  24. This is awesome! And so something I would do to my husband!

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Kimberly, Next year, I am going to use Tebow as “Elf on a shelf”…hee hee

  25. This is totally funny, oh these husbands and the players they love or hate. Aren’t they easy prey for our teasing? I l.o.v.e. to do it with mine too, he totally goes for one soccer team in the UK.

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Karin @Mommy’s Paradise, I won’t lie…It makes me giggle when we take on his beloved sports teams. He is very passionate about them!

  26. That is hilarious. What’s even better is that you snuck it on the tree at 3am.

  27. .. and he’ll never know your making fun of him now since he doesn’t read your blog… ha. I remember that post! Hilarious.

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @stephanie, Oh no…he made an exception. I actually posted part of this little diddy on my personal facebook page and he was the one who said “You need to blog this”…so I had his permission πŸ˜‰

  28. Who’s Tim Tebow? Haha! J/K

    Sharing. πŸ™‚

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Nancy, Oh he is like a swear word in this house πŸ˜‰

  29. My husband, on the other hand, is in love with Tebow. Every week I get the Tebow Report, given by Mark, complete with a mooney, far-off look of adoration. I may need that tree topper… πŸ˜‰

  30. Haha! That’s hilarious.

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