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Secret Mommy-hood Confession Saturday

I want to be reallyย excited about things just like my son.

Remember when you were little and everything was epic?

“I’m wearing blue underwear! I’m so excited!”

“I’m eating a popsicle. I’m so excited!”

My son is in that phase.

Everything is exciting.

I want in.

Here are some of the things I’m excited about:


Perhaps I need to work a little more on this?

What are you excited about?


  1. I guess you’ll just have to live vicariously through your son… or go join the circus. Lol. ๐Ÿ™‚

  2. Kim this is just what I needed this morning. I am so excited to be woken up this morning by a toddler crawling all over me!

  3. Oh oh oh.

    I can tell you’re getting better.

    because a while ago? You *and your husb* were SOOOO not wishing for a more excitable Kim.

    I love you, sweet wonderful lady.

  4. Kai Kai

    I’M so excited because today is Saturday – the day every freakin’ neighbor on THIS street and the ones in front of and behind us cut their grass and I get to listen to weed eaters, mowers, and, to ME, the most dreaded and irritating noise on earth: LEAF BLOWERS. What the F happened to RAKES? Good exercise and they don’t drive people NUTS! I HATE Saturdays in the Spring.

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Kai, Yea, I live next to an Italian who is majorly obsessed with his yard. I feel ya.

  5. Had so much fun reading your post this morning!!! You crack me up. I’m going to work on a post to link up with ya. Need to get the husband to take the kiddos out of the house for a few hours so I can write. I think I’ll send them off on a bike ride (toddlers in the bike trailer). That should buy me two hours. ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Jennifer, I am so excited that you’re linking…no really I am

  6. I worked all week, now I get to spend the weekend grocery shopping, doing laundry, and cleaning. Oh and I have pms. I’m so excited!

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Pamela Gold, I started my period a week early and i’m out of cookies. I’m so excited.

  7. Haha!

    How about “Oh… you ate a bunch of pizza and drank a pile of beer and now you’re in the mood? I’m so excited!” hah!

    Oh the perils of being a mommy. That wet ass excitement was my fave. So very exciting… and a little gross. ๐Ÿ˜›

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Tawny, Oh that line…what is it about beer and ahemmmm….you know.

  8. jen jen

    damn, my neighbors junk is an old car! maybe I need a new neighbor ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @jen, no. no…you don’t want to see this man’s balls bouncing freely in jogging pants.

  9. I guess I didn’t laugh that much in very very long!!!! Thank you!!!
    What am I excited about??? I will have a healing session with Jodi Aman from I have been dreaming of that for few months already!!!

  10. I guess I didn’t laugh that much in very very long!!!! Thank you!!!
    What am I excited about??? I will have a healing session with Jodi Aman from
    I have been dreaming of that for few months already!!!

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @nikky44, OoooOOO that sounds heavenly. Really.

  11. I love your sense of humour, silly goose.

    Thanks for making me smile – needed that after a tough evening (tears involved). xo

  12. Oh Kimberly, I’m dying here. So freaking funny. Only because of how much we can RELATE! But God, the neighbor’s junk? Really? GAH.

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Ally, Yup his balls are free birds in jogging pants.
      So gross.

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Dazee Dreamer, Speaking of shit, I had to clean a week’s worth of dog shit in the yard today. I’m so excited.

  13. What?! You’re not excited about your MIL coming? I just LOVE when my mother in law visits and treats my grown ass husband like she still has a boob in his mouth. Oh, and when she carries my three year old toddler everywhere? That super excites me! Like she can’t walk. Oh, Oh even better? When she hand feeds my kid? Never mind that she’s been feeding herself for the longest time now… EXCITING. Even more exciting? When we return from seeing said MIL and my toddler wants me to pick her up every five seconds and do everything for her. JOY! I can’t even contain myself.

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Dawana, STill has a boob in his mouth…girl…I’m dying laughing. Bwhahaa…this just made my day.

  14. No, it’s okay I love to hear how you relate depression to just having a bad day. Please tell me more, I’m SO EXCITED!!

    Oh good, another $1,400 bill for land taxes on a property we own! The government makes fair and responsible choices so I don’t mind paying it. I’m SO EXCITED.

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Leighann, I had to pay over $600 in taxes for our FREE healthcare. i’m so excited.
      Dick holes.

  15. —-You. Are. Adorable.

    A girl after my own heart. L O V E )))))

  16. I love your mittens.

    Also? I had to drop $100 on just two bras today. Because I have huge boobs that need extra support. I may not be excited, but Cort is.

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Katie, Two words:
      Motor Boat.

  17. While I was cleaning the upstairs mess, the kids threw 20 pounds of rice (you don’t have a 50 pound bag of rice for a craft project? why not?) into every inch of the basement. (Oh, that’s why you don’t have one. You are smarter than me!) Soooo excited!

    (Mine isn’t as much fun. I need some mittens.)

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @angela, oh. my. no…aside from glitter, rice it the worst thing to clean up.
      I’ll pray for you.

  18. Aaaah Haaaa Haaaa! I’m excited to have read this and that it made me laugh out loud because I spent the afternoon at a 6-yr-old’s birthday party, which was at one of those germ-pit fun factories, slathering myself and my son with Purell every chance I got. I’m no germaphobe, but that place was ridiculous! Cake was good though. ;P

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Jill @ Mommy Inconsistent, Oh. The germs. Was it Chucky Diseases? I swear I got herpes from that place. Kidding. I don’t have the herp.

  19. You are so freakin’ funny! Seriously, I damn near wet myself reading that. I’m pretty damn excited that I didn’t wet myself. ๐Ÿ™‚ Wouldn’t it be nice if we could get excited like kids about the little things. Ohhh, that would be fun even just for a day. Maybe I will give it a try tomorrow at work. That should make for an interesting day. Everyone will think I’m drunk or high. Either way, it would be fun!

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Laci, You should totally do it. How funny would that be. You’d have everyone cracking up

  20. Hee! Love this one!

    I’m totally excited, too! ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Galit Breen, I bet you weren’t as excited as me to clean a weeks worth of dog poop in the yard???

  21. Instead of eating your dinner you’d rather throw it all on the floor for me to clean up? I am so excited!

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Kimberly, HAHAH!!! Now that is a good one.

  22. Seriously, I have tears on my face from laughing.
    And that picture kept cracking me up!

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Mirjam, I was excited about my new gloves. That was my “Hi I’m awkward and love my new gloves” face.

  23. I am CRACKING UP over here. This is why I love you.

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Greta, SMooch. Love you too girl.

  24. I don’t even know what to comment. I laughed. A lot. You’re my favorite person today. xoxo

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Jaime, Do i get a button for that? Kidding. xoox

  25. I love how you couldn’t think of anything that excites you. ๐Ÿ˜‰
    I especially love sitting down to pee on a wet toilet seat. Epic!!

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Susan, Well you know…I’m excited to get my gallbladder out. YAY

  26. You crack me up! I also adore getting up on Sat’s @ 530am to make breakfast! C’MON… I seriously can’t remember what sleeping in til noon felt like!

  27. You kill me. It’s so true, I love that kids get so excited. OMGEEEEEEEEEEEE… I get to make dinner again tonight! OMGEEEEEEEEEEEE… I have to fold a mountain of laundry! WHEEEEEE!

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Nicole, YES laundry! Today I picked up a weeks worth of dog poop! YAY

  28. You’re hysterical! Love them….wait, Did i comment already?

  29. At least you are headed in the right direction with your positive attitude.

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Jessica, I’m just ridiculous. That is my diagnosis ๐Ÿ™‚

  30. LOL. I totally love you.

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Jess, Love you more.

  31. Hahaha, this cracks me up. You are awesome.

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Julia, Well you know…being Chuck Norris’ girlfriend automatically makes me awesome.

  32. Gawd, I just sat here giggling. The more I scrolled and read the funnier the expression in that picture became. I puffy heart you. I have to link up next time. Fer realz.

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Andrea, Confession: i made myself laugh when I did this.
      And yay!!! I’d love it if you linked up!!!

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @hollow tree ventures, Won’t lie, I cracked up laughing at myself. I tend to get a wee bit ridiculous ๐Ÿ™‚

  33. tee tee

    I’ve read this a bunch of times already and it cracks me up every time! the picture is hilarious! thank you! I sometimes “get so excited” at crazy (horrible things) just for fun, I’m sure people think I’m nuts…which is part of the fun!!

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