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Hi, My Name Is Kimberly And I’m Back (Confession Link Open At Bottom)



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  1. Welcome back sweetie! And thank you so much for allowing me to take over your blog for a day. It was AWESOME!

    And raisins eh? I’ll have to remember that. Do you think raisins have the same effect on adults? I doubt it. Boourns to that hehehehe.

  2. you are the shit, my dear. I love you even more knowing you say boobs like “bewbs”. since that is how I always write it and say it.

    Excited that you are back. I miss you.

  3. I can’t Google it, I don’t know how to spell it.

  4. Cats ARE assholes. They really are.

    That wine looks good. Shiraz is my BFF.

    I have a huge, long story about acrylic nails and a very embarrassing event in my long, long ago youth. I was wearing them to a concert (54-40, remember them? No? I’m older than you). We “rushed the stage” as they said back then. The singer, whose name I have forgotten and I’m too lazy to google, reached down to grab my hand and all my acrylic nails fell off on the stage. I think I was about thirteen and I was a nail biter, so I thought these nails made me look super glamourous. I think they were probably Lee Press-On red nails or something. I WAS SO HOT.

  5. jen jen

    You look good woman, welcome back.

  6. –Loved this. You are Sooo Adorable & Funny. xx

    Keep Well!

  7. Janet Janet

    Welcome back – you look wonderful – I’m sorry you had to endure the embolism afterwards – I’m looking forward to reading your blogs again, but take as much time as you need –
    xoxox

  8. Kim! You look fabulous dah-ling! You’d never know you just had major surgery. Must be the green tea. πŸ˜‰ LOL!

    I’m so glad you’re back, though you did have some awesome guest posts to keep me entertained.

    And I’m so glad you like the necklace! You so deserve it. ((hugs!)) Enjoy your long weekend!

    P.S. Raisins. What is with the raisins? Mine are both raisin monsters! I have to be careful with the little one… if I put a small handful in front of her, the next thing I know, they’re all gone and her little chipmunk cheek pouches are full to bursting — she will cram them ALL into her mouth at once! lol

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Nathalie (Arcana Dea Design), No thank you friend. Really. I’ve recieved nothing but great compliments on the necklace.
      And yes, he’s a raisin monster…nature’s candy I suppose.
      And I’m still drinking the green tea! xoxo

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Alison@Mama Wants This, I am so excited to be back. Really. Know how hard it is to stop writing when you’ve been doing it for so long. Like crack Alison. Crack cocaine.
      Not that I have ever tried that stuff.
      xoxo

  9. I’m so glad you’re back but omg, all I kept thinking was, is her hair completely chopped off? Did I miss something or is it just back? She looks so cute like that, but why can’t I tell for sure?

    And …

    Scene.

    xox Welcome home. (Also you hardly have a Canuck accent. Whassup wit dat?)

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Andrea, Nope, all wrapped up in the back πŸ™‚ I am getting it cut off on Wednesday!
      I don’t have an accent eh? I think it’s because we border the US. We have a mixed one πŸ™‚ xoxo

  10. I want your Chuck Norris shirt sooooooo badly! I’m glad you’re diaphragm isn’t being smooshed by air anymore (or as much, anyway!)

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Sanstrousers, I throat punched that diaphram…if it has a throat…it doesn’t…I just wanted to say that because it’s something that Chuck Norris would do πŸ™‚

  11. I am so glad you are back. And, ummm, just so you know, maybe the reason you have air under your diaphram is because, that’s not where a diaphram goes. What? Ok, I’ll stop being sick and wrong.

    I’ve missed you. Glad you are back and you are so freaking cute.

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Dazee Dreamer, Oh you dirty dirty pirate you. Love your humour. and you

  12. Kai Kai

    I need to borrow Chunky! I could USE some of his adorableness!!!!! I LOVE HIM! And HUGE ‘YAYS’ to see you back & posting! I MISSED YOU! Kim, you are beautiful, hysterical, wonderful, and ALL GOOD STUFF! I just wish the video were a YouTube so I could send it to myself & watch it anytime the Bipolar Monster decides to visit! Now that you have been okay to chug wine, how far in the future will that empty bun embrace a burger, girly? You NEEEEEED a burger! LOVE YOU!!!

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Kai, I know. I NEEEEEd that burger. Still having…ummm…lower end issues….so I’m still eating the same things I was before…aside from some popcorn…and ice cream…and that didn’t go over to well.
      I hope that it brought a smile to your face πŸ˜› It is a monster indeed. I want to roundhouse kick it on the daily.
      PS. How was YOUR vacation???

  13. Welcome back πŸ™‚ You know everyone has missed you, lady! You’re just a breath of fresh air. So real, so honest, so funny! Love you, lady!

  14. Yay you are back!!!!!!! I missed you! So sorry to hear about all the yuckiness you had to go through. I’ll google it. Maybe. Or maybe just talk to you through blogging and twitter because YOU’RE BACK!!!!!

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Julia, I am!!!! I wanted to put a music montage…to Backstreet Boys “Backstreets Back” song…but of course there are copyright laws..bleh blah…and I didn’t want to scare you all away with me singing πŸ™‚

  15. You look amazing. Seriously. I think you are a star considering all that you’ve just been through!

    Good to see you back my friend.

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Ameena, Do you think someone would hire me? Cause I’m unemployed πŸ™‚

  16. google it! lol! glad i know what a pulmonary embolism is and why you get air in your abdomen after laparoscip surgery… well, actually, i’m not glad i know about the laparoscopy part because the reason i know that is that i’ve had three and it would be a lot cooler if i’d had zero, but whatever, it’s all water under the bridge now. AAAAAAANYWAY, glad you’re feeling better, drink lots of wine and eat lots of beef.

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @katery, The chest pain is a bitch eh? They never told me about that prior to surgery. Gah…but seriously though, that was very painful stuff. xox

  17. I was already in love with you, and then you had to go and ZAP the charm on me with this video. You seductress you. And your kiddo almost stole the show, I hope you know that. LOL. But. I’m so glad you’re feeling better and coming back to us. I have had you in my thoughts each day during your recovery. I don’t pray a whole lot (basically because I’m a heathen and afraid of lightning strikes), but when I do, you are in there, my friend. Much love, kisses and hugs coming from the desert. XOXOs…
    Terri

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Terri Sonoda, That child steals the show every day…he’s a wise one…he’s into this thing where he’ll do something bad and he’ll follow it up with a “I’m so sorry Momma” in a British accent…like where did he get that?
      I miss your face and I appreciate the prayers so much. PS. Lightening….psha…I have tornados when I step into church.
      xoxo

  18. Wait. We were taking a break at the same time? And now we’re back at the same time? Well. Bully for us. But mostly for you. I’m really glad to see you.

    ps – I’ve never seen you “live” before. You are HOT, woman. HAWT! xo

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Sue – The Spin Cycle, Why thank you. Yes I am that ridiculous in real life.
      Lord it was a much needed vacation away. I hope that you had a good ciesta! xoxo

  19. You’re hilarious!
    Random… but hilarious!
    I’ve taken a city bus and it scared me so much I refused to do it ever again.
    So gross.
    Thanks for the shout out! You’re my boy blue!!
    xo

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Leighann, You is mah friend.
      Of course I’d give you a shout out.
      City buses are creepy but I’m usually drunk when I’m on them.
      xoox

  20. You’re nuts. But in a totally hot way. That pumping you up with air thing hurts like a bitch afterward. Worse than the actual incisions, yo. Glad you’re on the mend.

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Pamela Gold, The stab wounds were nothing. NOTHING compared to the chest pain. Pam, I thought I was dying that day.

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Lady Jennie, And you are mine. When I come to France, if that is ever…but I really would want to…if I had money…I want you to take me on all those awesome adventures you show us in the pictures you take πŸ™‚

  21. Mmm. So good to see you, Ms.Gorgeous. And one more time you bat those eyelids and roll your eyes, i’ll….i’ll…… oh well. I’ll fall in love with you all over again! πŸ˜€

    I am coming to visit you in April next year. πŸ™‚

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Vidya Sury, You. Are. Coming. To CANADA??? Really??? Seriously??? That would blow my mind!!!! EEEEEEEE!!!!!! Tell me it’s true!!!

  22. haha google it! So glad you are back & doing well! Anytime I need to laugh I will watch your vlogs. So damn funny πŸ™‚

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Andrea, I’m ridiculous. Goes to show you how much time and wine I have on my hands.

  23. Great to see you and that son of yours in living color! πŸ™‚

  24. You are freaking hilarious! I’m so glad you’re back!

  25. Another great shoddy production! πŸ™‚ Love seeing your smiling *hilarious* face on camera. Sad I missed this week’s SMCS….been a crazy week. Looking forward to getting back on board next next week. So glad you’re back, my friend. xoxo

  26. You are one crazy chick!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!
    So glad to see you feeling better. πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

    • Kimberly Kimberly

      @Susan, Literally and figuratively…LoL

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