And there I was, two feet planted in the center of the field.
The air smelled of blazing flames that were carefully manned by skilled hands.
My stomach growled fiercely before the large signs that mocked my frail body.
I starved myself all day in preparation.
I had a surgeon cut out my gallbladder months ago.
I was ready for this.
Behold.
The Ribfest…
I came.
 
I ate.
I had the meat sweats.
I, Kimberly, conquered a pig.
Now that’s a Champion face
 And I had the major diarrheas afterwards.
Just in case you wanted to know that.
But it was worth it.
Kim Versus Pig:
Kim: 1 pound of pig
Pig: 1 pound of revenge pooÂ
I think it’s still a win.
Oh, I’ve been waiting for this post! I’m so glad you got to finally enjoy your bucket of meat, even if there were…erm…side effects.
Thank you so much for linking up, Kim!
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Oh lord. The poor pig.
Uh, I mean your poor belly. But glad you enjoyed. ;0)
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VICTORY AT LONG LAST!!!! If I HAD a blue ribbon, I’d SEND it to you! YAY FOR EATING WHAT YOU CHOOSE TO EAT!!! And thank you for making me smile before I have to – once again – walk to work in pouring rain. LOOOOVE YOU!
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A pig is a terrible thing to waste. I guess I didn’t realize this was such a big thing for you. Congrats, I guess? Sorry about the aftermath. Shit happens. Lol.
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No doubt about it. You.Are.A.Badass. Poo and all.
HUGSsss
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love it! glad you enjoyed
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And then I burst into giggles. Pig poo. Hilarious stuff. But I’m so glad you enjoyed your pre-poo pigout.
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Definitely a win! Congratulations, lady!
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Ribs, bacon & ham … can’t find anything yummier! Glad you enjoyed.
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You beat the meat!! Or did the meat beat you?
Regardless, you ate meat!! Woohoo!
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Y0U did it??
I am so dang happy, glad, elated, excited, thrilled,
So very happy, Kim.
And now, git ‘er ready cuz comin’ up next: on GB vs Girl: “Storm Meat.”
xo
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“I had the meat sweats.” almost made me spit out my iced coffee!
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Even with the poo, that’s progress!
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What goes in, must come out!
And now, strangely, I’m craving some Arthur Bryants.
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hahha! ‘meat sweats’. I love this. And I like a girl who likes her bbq!
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Yay!!!!!
Even with the pig poo!!!
Huge success
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Yay! Can’t beat good BBQ! It’s definitely worth suffering a little bbq poo!
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Yay! I love this and the pictures! Who cares about the uncomfortable digestive issues you suffered afterwards. The point is you beat the pig and had fun doing it!
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Oh how I love a good RibFest! I am supremely happy for you, poo be damned! It’s a small price to pay for the enjoyment of all that greasy piggy goodness.
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You are so freakin’ cute! I bet it was delicious!!!!!! And the poo? Just a minor inconvenience when compared with getting to eat the pig!!!
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MEAT!
Your post had me laughing, but I’m glad you got your MEAT! Even if you had a few too many trips to the toilet later.
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Bwahaha! Hands down, funniest post I’ve read today. Thanks for the laugh!
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Dude. The fact that you went in KNOWING your ass would probably get major revenge? Yet you dominated that pig anyway? I bow down, friend. I. Bow. Down.
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You finally got your ribs! Yay for you!
Meat sweats, ha!
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Congrats!!! I think, nonetheless you look adorable in your stripes!
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hooray!!! i have been patiently awaiting the meat post and now it is finally here, i am so happy for you (and me too).
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That is some kinda meat fest. xoxo Kimmo!
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Those are some awesome picture. We love, love, love us some ribs in this house and the hubby got the recipe down pat… he’s got to because one of his little girls would let him have it if they weren’t perfect.
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Bahahaha … you crack me up. I would suffer anything to my hands on ribs too
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woo hoo. revenge of the pig poo. Love it.
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–That poor freaking pig never had a chance in HELL!!
Xxx SMOOCH
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We have a rib cook off here in September and I always conquer the pig. It’s awesome.
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Yay, meat!
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LOL good for you!
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Yeah. We have a Ribfest ’round these parts, too.
*insert gratuitous flatulence*
I’m actually stopping by because I got a spam comment this morning in the form of awkwardly worded Chuck Norris jokes. Made me think of you. xo
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You totally won.
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Ah, the meat sweats. Glad I’m not the only one who has those.
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So much pork! Looks like you had a great time.
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Yummy! Makes me think we should go to our local rib fest. And that is a champion face
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Good for you! I’m sure that pig would be happy to know how much he was appreciated. And also to know the damage he did to your colon afterward.
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And it was probably the best poo of your life.
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I was laughing as soon as I saw the blog post title!
Good for you. What’s a little (k, a lot) of diarrhea really?
You’re beautiful btw!
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You have the best hair. Seriously. I know I should be focused on the pig but I’m not.
Have a great weekend my friend! I’m going to spend mine trying to make my hair look like yours.
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Yay! Yay for good eats.
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I still think its a win, but a pound of revenge poo? Damn…pig went down fighting!
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I can’t believe how damn finicky that thing still is!!!! You have such a diva gallbladder. I have guts of steal, which might be to blame for the weight problem-o. :-/
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