I hate you because of the 293425739054742 pictures you posted of your child on Facebook that ends up in my news feed.
I get it.
We all love our children.
We all think that our children are irresistably beautiful and we want to share that with the world.
Sometimes that beauty is only in the eye of the vagina that shot the child out.
I love my son dearly.
I take a lot of photos of him.
Do I put some of them on Facebook?
Do I blog about him?
But I think that I do a good job of not crossing that fine line between being proud of your child and being fucking annoying.
And these people are dangerously teetering towards being more of an annoyance than waking up 3423 times a night to run to the bathroom and then trying to decide which end of my body will grace the toilet seat first.
Am I in a pissy mood?
You better believe it.
Speaking of bathroom, I scrolled through facebook while I writhed on the floor waiting for my GI tract to make a move when I had to endure veiwing 500 pictures of your children in the same bloody pose, only their head was tilted to the left in this shot and their smile was a smirk in this shot and they aren’t wearing shoes in this shot.
I don’t fucking care.
And I know that 99% of you (the 1% goes to the grandparents) don’t care either.
But the thing is, people will continue to feed into the madness by liking each picture.
Stop liking them.
Stop encouraging this.
Your pictures are ruining my Facebook stalking experience.
::Do you get annoyed with all of the pictures posted on your facebook feed?
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