All I’m saying is, if I spend my time chiseling off dried up pee on the toilet, I would like to be the first person to take a victory poo.
Perhaps there is some sort of pheromone in the cleaning solutions that I use that stimulates my boys bowels.
Perhaps they have some sort of built in poo-dar.
Perhaps they have snooty asses that needs pristine toilets to sit on in order to have a good poo.
Perhaps they are just like me and want to be the first to take a trophy poo after a good cleaning.
Perhaps I’m writing this post so that I can set some sort of record for mentioning the word poo a lot.
Whatever the reason is, my boys will poop on cue after I snap off my rubber gloves.
I cleaned it.
I should be the first to have a trophy poo.
That’s my goal for 2013.