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Happy Tacky Sweater Season

I had something cute to say about the holidays like spending time with family and friends and how Chunky said “Momma, I have two legs and two arms. But I only have one wiener.”

The kid is a fucking genius.

And we can’t forget that we should not let  Jesus steal Santa’s thunder…

…or that is the other way around?

It really doesn’t matter because we celebrate Tim Tebow.

Shawn hates Tim. (if you haven’t read that post you should. It’s epic. Nods to John and Jenn)

I should probably give props to all the people who are baking like bitches out there.

I am one of those.

But I’m baking everything with chocolate.

I hate chocolate.

So I’m not getting fat this Christmas.

But I am going to be spending a lot of time with my family and friends…the people who held me up when I couldn’t stand.

(And that means all of you too, my readers. You have helped me more than you know.)  

That’s what this season is about.

That’s what life, every single day should be about.



Recognizing your blessings.

And reaching your hand out to others in need.

Ok, and Jesus H Christ (but we only go to church one day a year and that is Christmas and we generally don’t pay attention to the mass because we like counting bald heads and tacky Christmas sweaters).

So you see my friends, I intended on writing something cute but I’ve got shit to bake.

On that note, The House Of Chunky wants to wish you a very Merry Christmas.


No drinking and driving mmmkay?






  1. He is so cute & I love that card, it’s awesome!!

  2. That kid is definitely a genius! Get him some sort of genius-y type grant, stat!

  3. Merry Christmas, all you cute Chunky, chocolate-hating folks!

  4. jen jen

    Wishing you and the boys a merry!

  5. Merry Christmas! I still love you even if you hate chocolate. Actually, that could make for a great friendship, cuz I could like help you dispose of any unwanted chocolate that came your way.

    I give and I give.

  6. I love the card! Chunky is adorable! I’m cooking things without chocolate because I love chocolate!

  7. You…don’t like chocolate?

    Merry merry darling! Have a wonderful Christmas, my dear, dear friend.

  8. How could you NOT like chocolate? I’ve never questioned your sanity but I am now … LOL.

  9. Love the card – that’s fantastically cute! Merry Christmas to you and your adorable family – even your dog that you say can be an asshole, but that I love seeing pictures of anyway 😉

  10. Hana! Too cute. Love his expression on the card. I am not baking and I love chocolate. Any leftovers you need “handled” just send my way.
    Merry Christmas!!

  11. Merry Christmas, Kim & the boys. Happy 2013!!

  12. Janet Janet

    Great card – love your dog, too.

    Have a wonderful Christmas, and you know we are all cheerleading you into a wonderful New Year –


  13. OMG the Tim Tebow thing is FANTASTIC! I love Tim Tebow so I especially think it’s hysterically funny.
    I just can’t get over you NOT liking chocolate. That’s unfathomable. I’m suspicious of people who don’t like chocolate….maybe you’re a spy. Or an alien! That’s it!
    MERRY CHRISTMAS to my favorite alien!!! xoxoxoxo

  14. AWESOME CARD! I love Champ! I don’t think I’ve ever seen him! Yahoo for cute puppies and kiddos! Hooray for holiday baking. But you hate chocolate? Who are you and how are we friends?

  15. Love the card!! Feel free to send the baked goods my way. I love chocolate

  16. I love people watching. More than I should really. Christmas time is one of my favorite people watching times. Why? Mainly because of all the horrible clothing choices. It’s great. Happy holidays!!

  17. —OMgosh, is that your Christmas Card?

    I Loooooooooove! Xxx

  18. Hahahahaha I love your son and you. Merry Christmas!!!

  19. You like counting bald heads? That’s a fascinating pastime. How do you feel about slapping them?

  20. Merry Christmas and uh, keep the chocolate to yourself. I DO like it and I don’t need the calories either. 🙂 Here’s hoping the holiday was special, in a good way.

  21. I think you did write something cute, and managed to bake? I’m impressed. Love the photos! Happy New Year!

  22. Merry Christmas! And (more appropriately, considering how late I am with this) Happy New Year!

  23. Hope you had an amazing Christmas!

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